MACHISMO MAXIMO

Macho post of the day:  A good friend is the one who sticks out his foot from his bar stool because you were holding some drunken self esteem enhanced idiot by his throat and shirt cuff "bulldogging" him backwards as fast as his and your femurs will cycle . . .  hence, friend's foot out . . . propulsion from tripping backwards . . . into plate glass window . . . drinks on the house!